Yes, I’m Talking To You

Posted in Fashion by Virgil Sparks on May 4, 2009

While I realize that fashion in it’s essence is about self expression, I feel that there are some things that need not be expressed… because frankly, they are annoying, uncalled for, and completely tasteless. Here I will give you a small collection of these “guidlines” if you will, of fashion.

1) No black belts with brown shoes, or vice versa. These can be worn in any other combination of colors, just not together.

2) Absolutely, positively NO fanny packs. I don’t care if you got it from Louis or Gucci, all they say to me and the rest of the world is, “Mother of 4 at Worlds of Fun.” Period.

3) No Fakes. Knock-off anything is ridiculous. The people you’re trying to impress know it’s not real, so why bother?

4) No white socks with black shoes. We all should know the reason behind that one kids.

5) Keep it natural. Your hair color is not the best way to paint-by-number. So if you are going to branch out into different shades, do it in a way that makes it look like your hair naturally grows pea green. It can be done through shading, cut, and tonal highlights.

❤ VS


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  1. lilacattack said, on May 4, 2009 at 3:18 am

    I hate fanny packs, I agree. But that is probably the cutest one I’ve ever seen!

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